My Homepage [v.X]

^{(the version so cool, it gets to be called X instead of 10)}
This is my homepage. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My homepage is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My homepage without me is useless. Without my homepage, I am useless. ...Ok, that is getting ridiculous. On to something completely different...

Important Message For all of those who have been visiting my homepage since it first began in 1997, get over it. I'm not bringing Hedgehog the Hedgehog back. No. Sorry. That's not the message. It is...
I would like to point out that a lot of new content has been added by the late Jeff Wing. It is an honor and privilege to store so much of his great work here on this website.

Addendum The phrase "a lot of new content has been added" in the Important Message above is not meant to imply that any quantity of new content has been added in any way. It actually means that much of the old content has been moved and altered in such a way as to appear new. Of course, there is some "new" content that is in fact new, such as this addendum. At the same time, some of the "old" content has been sent to the electronic recycle bin.

Correction The rumors of Jeff Wing's death have been greatly exaggerated. He is, in fact, alive and well with a beautiful family and a successful business. As for Jeff Wong, he is still mostly dead and has not, as of this time, contributed anything to this website. I'm not even sure why you'd bring him up.

Apology No content, new or old, has been added by Jeff Wing. In fact, Jeff Wing has absolutely no connection to this homepage. I would like to apologize to Jeff Wing for the misleading use of his name. The new content has in fact been added by me and not Jeff Wing.

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