Stage Plays

This section includes my stage plays. Most are one-act plays for two people on a small budget. That is the result of taking acting classes to fill up my college schedule. For practice, there is a need for a lot of cheap, short, two-person plays. If you so desire, you may perform any of the one-act plays royalty free. If you do so, I would greatly appreciate it if you email me.

The Soap Opera

This is a one-act play that I wrote after reading a news article about a man's troubles with soap at a hotel. I thought the article was a joke by Douglas Adams, but it turns out that Douglas Adams had nothing to do with it and I don't know who authored the article. Regardless, the play is about a man's troubles with soap at a hotel.

Viv and Merlyn

This is a one-act play for two people with minimal props. It is about a woman (Viv) who has a brief lunch with Merlyn, a guy who lives backwards through time.

Skippy's Pizza

This is a one-act play for two people with minimal props. It is about a person stranded in Skipwith with car trouble and trying to order a pizza from Skippy's Pizza. I didn't write this in the normal sense. It is actually a bit of improv that I performed. That is why it makes very little sense.