Pirates

A One Scene Play for Two Actors

by

C. Shaun Wagner

Copyright ©2003 by C. Shaun Wagner
May be performed without license fee for educational purposes.
No license required for non-profit performances.
For commercial productions, please contact the author.

Email: cs@kainaw.com

Cast of Characters

Jack:An old, grizzled pirate.
Finn:A young deckhand on his first trip.

I-1-1

ACT I

Scene 1

SETTING:The deck of a ship.
AT RISE:FINN is center stage swabbing (mopping) the floor slowly. JACK enters with two cheap glass bottles of rum.

Jack

Captain's retired to quarters. You be the new deckhand I reckon?

Finn

Yessir. Finn.

(JACK offers FINN one of the bottles in exchange for his mop and sets the mop aside.)

Jack

I be Jack. Been on this wreck of a ship for many a moon.

Finn

Fine to meet you sir. Thank you (quickly corrects) ye for the rum.

Jack

No need for land-lubbing niceness around me, boy. I be Jack. You be Finn. Only niceness on this here ship be you don't go falling overboard and you never, ever tell the cook what ye think of his slop. So now, we be keeping night watch and having a sip of God's sweet rum to keep our bellies warm.

I-1-2

(BOTH drink)

Finn

How many a moon?

Jack

What's that?

Finn

You been here for many a moon.

Jack

Ah, yes. Me hearing ain't been the same since I worked the cannons. How many moons? (Thinks) I can't quite place it.

(JACK looks up to the moon and points to it.)

Jack

The moon there. Full as can be. I remember the first time I saw it from this here deck when I were a scrawny little fool no older than ye there.

Finn

I be old enough. Fourteen. More than old enough.

Jack

Ahh... so ye be ten. Practically a man.

Finn

But I...

I-1-3

Jack

(interrupting) I were meself. Probably right there with a swab in hand. Li came over. Chinese. Old as the sea himself, but a strong pirate. He could wrestle a kraken. Wouldn't be a bit surprised if he done did.

Finn

He shared his rum with you?

Jack

No. Hell no. He were dead opposed to sharing his spirits. He drank and drank and spoke of what he called poems from his (Switching voice to show Li's great pride) Great Homeland.

Finn

Do you remember any?

Jack

Not the words. No. But, the meaning. Yes. Like the moon there. He would toast the moon and tell it that he be lost here in the black sea with no loved ones near. He worried that the moon didn't recognize him, being so far from home.

(JACK raises his own drink to the moon. FINN sees this and raises his as well.)

Jack

Drink with me moon. You. Me. (motioning behind him) The shadow ye give me. We be three. Three companions on the sea. Moon. Shadow. Me.

(JACK finishes his toast and takes a gulp. FINN copies.)

I-1-4

Jack

That be Li. I have to say that I tend to agree.

Finn

It does make you think.

Jack

Think? Thinking ain't for us. I be just being.

Finn

Out here. (Motions to his left) The sea. (Motions to his right) The sea. (Makes a sweeping motion towards the audience) The sea. What be we, here, adrift in this wide empty sea.

Jack

I often feel a bit that way. We be drifting. No rudder. No map. Just aimlessly afloat on life's big sea...(changes his mind) Nay. On life's big puddle.

Finn

A puddle to you. A sea to me. Shouldn't we know where we're going? That's why I'm here. I have many moons ahead and I need the sea to be my lighthouse and show the way.

Jack

The lighthouse be there to keep ye away from dangers.

Finn

Then, show me away from the dangers. I need the sea to step up and be a guide.

I-1-5

Jack

(Looks up to the Moon) You hear this? He thinks the sea knows where it be going? (To FINN) One thing I know, it just keeps sloshing around to avoid wondering about it. No plans. Just being.

(FINN looks out across the sea)

Finn

I worry there be no answers for me.

Jack

Answers? This be the sea. There ain't an answer to anything under these stars.

(BOTH look up to the stars)

Finn

Have you ever wondered what be beyond them stars?

Jack

Beyond? Heaven? Hell? Some big treasure chest just waiting for us? Likely be more stars if I reckon.

Finn

I think the stars are just there to let us know that the empty space ain't so empty.

Jack

Ye been drinking more than just rum, ain't ye?

(BOTH laugh. Pause.)

I-1-6

Finn

Can I ask? Ye ever regret it?

Jack

Regret all this?

Finn

You could've been a farmer, been married to a beautiful woman who made ye so happy with just a smile. Kids. You could've had kids, ones ye actually know about, ones who hop on yer knee and listen to yer stories.

Jack

(Interrupting) Enough. I ain't got no regret. No real ones anyways.

Finn

Unreal regrets?

Jack

I dream. I dream there be a door. I can see light coming from behind it. Light and warmth. It be right there, shut in front of me. Then, I wake. I always wake. I never open it.

Finn

Don't you want to know what be beyond the door?

Jack

I talked to the Moon about it. We are in agreement. The door be just a door. Nothing more.

I-1-7

Finn

But... what if it's not about going forward? What if the door keeps things locked away? So you don't have to remember. (Quieter) Maybe you didn't sell the cat at the market. Maybe you didn't see the hurt in your mother's eyes. Maybe you didn't run to the docks that same night and hide on the first ship you found.

(Silence)

Jack

(Changes the subject) Ye be a strange pirate, Finn, but I do like the way ye think.

Finn

That means a lot to me, Jack. I do respect how you relate to being here. You. The sea. (Motions up) The moon. Drifting along, waiting to finally meet mister death.

Jack

Mister death? Ah, we've met.

Finn

You be serious?

Jack

Serious as a monkey on a poop deck in a hurricane. But that be a tale for another moon.

Finn

Another moon?

I-1-8

Jack

Aye. Tonight be for swabbing. And drinking. And ye asking me fool questions.

(BOTH drink)

Jack

I do like how yer brain works, Finn. Ye be a fine addition to our crew.

(JACK takes back the bottle and gives FINN back his mop)

Jack

Back to it. I have the rounds to walk and refills to make. I be back to check on ye in the hour.

(JACK exits. FINN goes back to mopping, pauses, and looks up to the moon)

Finn

I see you moon, looking at me. You willing to help? Even my shadow moves along, helping what it can. The three of us work together and we be done before the sun comes to chase you off.

(FINN waits for an answer)

Finn

No? Ah. Fine then. You watch. We swab. All be good. I have many a moon find me own way.

(FINN mops and hums to himself)

(END OF SCENE)