Pirates

A One Scene Play for Two Actors

by

C. Shaun Wagner

Copyright ©2003 by C. Shaun Wagner
May be performed without license fee for educational purposes.
No license required for small, non-profit performances.

Email: cs@kainaw.com

Cast of Characters

Jack:An old, grizzled pirate.
Finn:A young deckhand on his first trip.

I-1-1

ACT I

Scene 1

SETTING:The deck of a ship.
AT RISE:FINN is center stage swabbing (mopping) the floor slowly. JACK enters with two cheap glass bottles of rum.

Jack

Captain's retired to quarters. You be the new deckhand I reckon?

Finn

Yessir. Finn.

(JACK offers FINN one of the bottles in exchange for his mop and sets the mop aside.)

Jack

I be Jack. Been on this wreck of a ship for many a moon.

Finn

Fine to meet you sir. Thank you for the rum.

Jack

No need for land-lubbing niceness around me, boy. I be Jack. You be Finn. Only niceness on this here ship is you don't go falling overboard and you never, ever tell the cook what you think of his slop. So now, we be keeping night watch and having a sip of God's sweet rum to keep our bellies warm.

(BOTH drink)

I-1-2

Finn

How many a moon?

Jack

What's that?

Finn

You've been here for many a moon.

Jack

Ah, yes. My hearing ain't been the same since I worked the cannons. How many moons? (Thinks) I can't quite place it.

(JACK looks up to the moon and points to it.)

Jack

The moon there. Full as can be. I remember the first time I saw it from this here deck when I was a scrawny little fool no older that you there.

Finn

I am old enough. Fourteen. More than old enough.

Jack

Aye. Practically a man. I was myself. Probably right there with a swab in hand. Li came over. A China man. Old as the sea himself, but a strong pirate. He could wrestle a kraken. Wouldn't be a bit suprised if he done did.

Finn

He shared rum with you?

I-1-3

Jack

No. Hell no. He were dead opposed to sharing his spirits. He drank and drank and spoke of what he called poems from his home.

Finn

Do you remember any?

Jack

Not the words. No. But, the meaning. Yes. Like the moon there. He would toast the moon and tell it that he is lost here in the black see with no loved ones near.

(JACK raises his own drink to the moon. FINN sees this and raises his as well.)

Jack

Drink with me moon. You. Me. (motioning behind him) The shadow you give me. We be three. Three companions on the sea. Moon. Shadow. Me.

(JACK finishes his toast and takes a gulp. FINN copies.)

Jack

That be Li. I have to say that I tend to agree.

Finn

It does make you think.

Jack

Think? Thinking ain't for us. I am just being.

I-1-4

Finn

Out here. Look around. (Motions to his left) The sea. (Motions to his right) The sea. (Makes a sweeping motion towards the audience) The sea. What are we adrift in this wide empty sea.

Jack

I often feel a bit that way. We be drifting. No rudder. No map. Just aimlessly afloat on life's big sea...(changes his mind) No. On life's big puddle.

Finn

I joined the crew because I can't shake the feeling that maybe we are the puddle, Jack.

Jack

A puddle with boots? (Thinks and drinks) That does make plenty sense, my boy. No wonder me socks always be soggy.

(BOTH laugh)

Finn

I watch people and I can't break the thinking. I see the sea, less a puddle, trying to put on boots and walk upright.

Jack

Explains a lot, why we can barely walk as a tot and why we tend to stumble and fall after just a bit of drink. Then, when we be thoroughly soaked with age, we tend to splash out flat on the deck.

I-1-5

Finn

So, I kept thinking. If we are the sea, shouldn't we know where we are going? That's why I'm here. I need the sea to be me lighthouse and show me the way.

Jack

The lighthouse is there to keep you away.

Finn

Then, show me the way away from the lighthouse. I just need the sea to step up and be a guide.

Jack

What makes ye think the sea knows where it's going? It just keeps sloshing around to avoid wondering about it. No plans. Just being.

(FINN looks out across the sea)

Finn

I worry there will be no answers for me.

Jack

Answers? This is the sea. There ain't an answer to anything under these stars.

(BOTH look up to the stars)

Finn

Have you ever wondered what be beyond them stars?

I-1-6

Jack

Beyond? Heaven? Hell? Some big treasure chest just waiting for us? Likely be more stars if I reckon.

Finn

I think the stars are just there to let us know that the empty space isn't so empty.

Jack

You've been drinking more than just rum, ain't you?

(BOTH laugh)

Finn

Can I ask? You ever regret it?

Jack

Regret all this?

Finn

You could have been a farmer. You could have been married to a beautiful woman who made you so happy with just a smile. Kids. You could have had kids, ones you actually know about, ones who hop on your knee and listen to your stories.

Jack

(Interrupting) Enough. I ain't got no regret. No real ones anyways.

Finn

Unreal regrets?

I-1-7

Jack

I dream. I dream there's a door. I can see light coming from behind it. Light and warmth. It is right there, shut in front of me. Then, I wake. I always wake. I never open it.

Finn

Maybe that's the point. It isn't that you open it. It is just you, there, at the door.

Jack

Or, maybe it is already open and we're just too drunk to see it.

(BOTH laugh)

Finn

Maybe the deck here is the door. Or the sky. The stars are just the light of lost dreams a-twinkling down on us.

(BOTH laugh again)

Jack

Ye be a strange pirate, Finn, but I do like the way you think.

Finn

That means a lot to me, Jack. I do respect how you relate to being here. You. The sea. (Motions up) The moon. Drifting along, waiting to finally meet mister death.

Jack

Mister death? Ah, We've met.

I-1-8

Finn

You be serious?

Jack

Serious as a monkey on a poop deck in a hurricane. I hear him on the wind. "Your time has come" he says. "Step through the door and leave this mortal voyage behind."

Finn

What did you do?

Jack

I asked him if there be any better rum on the other side.

(BOTH laugh)

Finn

Is there?

Jack

No answer. We met. Face to his goat skull face. He looked me up and down and said, "Sorry. Wrong ship." Then, he be off in the wind.

Finn

That explains a lot.

Jack

Yep. That explains a lot. A lot of what though?

I-1-9

Finn

The goat. Death. Just as man herds the goats in live, the goat herds the men in death.

(BOTH drink)

Jack

I do like how yer brain works, Finn. You be a fine addition to our crew.

(JACK takes back the bottle and gives FINN back his mop)

Jack

Back to it. I have the rounds to walk and refills to make. I be back to check on ya in the hour.

(JACK exists. FINN goes back to mopping, pauses, and looks up to the moon)

Finn

I see you moon, looking at me. You willing to help? Even my shadow moves along, helping what it can. The three of us work together and we be done before the sun comes to chase you off.

(FINN waits for an answer)

Finn

No? Ah. Fine then. You watch. We swab. All is good. I have many a moon to wait for yer help.

(FINN mops and hums to himself)

(END OF SCENE)