| Creeper: | A green monster that explodes. |
| Zombie: | A gray creature that craves brains. |
I-1-1
| SETTING: | Night. Outside. The Overworld in Minecraft. |
| AT RISE: | CREEPER is standing. |
Brains.
No brains here buddy. Just, how should I put it... A very explosive personality.
Brains.
No. Underneath this green exterior, all you will find is a little flint and steel with a whole lot of gunpowder.
Is gunpowder tasty?
No. Gunpowder is not tasty.
I-1-2
Me want brains. Brains is tasty.
Sorry. I can't help you, but it is good to know exactly what you want in life.
Me want brains.
Yes. I understand.
Brains is tasty.
Yes.
Me found brains in house.
That's great.
Door was shut. Big wooden door.
I-1-3
That must have been troublesome.
Me push door. Push. Push. Door opens. Me look inside.
And you found some brains?
Me find brain holder.
A brain holder?
Brain holder is tall. Walks around. Makes sound like "hrmm."
Oh, a villager. Yes, they have brains.
Me eat brains. Me look in another brain house.
I-1-4
Great. More villagers.
Me find meow meow on soft bed.
(Hisses.) A cat! I hate cats.
Meow meow brains not tasty.
Meow meow brains are terrifying. They are evil. Please, let's talk about something else. I can't handle the stress.
You stress?
Yes. If I get too stressed, I can explode.
Little boom?
No. Not little boom. Big boom.
I-1-5
Big boom tasty?
Big boom is deadly. Ten block radius deadly.
No brains.
No. If I get too nervous, everything gets destroyed. The dirt. The trees. The rocks. Even diamonds, if you are lucky.
Me like shiny rocks.
And you. Big boom kills you.
Me no like big boom.
And me. Big boom kills me too. Just thinking about it stresses me out. (Hisses louder)
Stress makes boom makes stress makes boom.
I-1-6
(Still hissing) Exactly. I couldn't have said it better.
No stress. Happy place. Brains.
Well, my happy place is on a far away island with huge mushrooms. (Stops hissing)
Mushrooms tasty?
They can be.
Mushroom brains. All for me.
Oh, I don't want it all for me. I want to share it with someone.
Share brains?
I want to sit under a large mushroom and watch the ocean with a special someone. You know, I met an enderman once. I think we had a real connection.
I-1-7
Enderman. No brains. All legs.
Yes, that enderman's legs went all the way up. I can almost visualize us sitting side by side, day after day.
No day. Day bad. Sun burn. Burn bad.
Oh, right. You can't be out in the sunlight.
No sun. Just (exclaims) block man!
You like the block man?
Block man. There.
Where? Is it the one with brown head fur or red head fur?
There, with blue shiny sword. Shiny sword make ouchie. Bad ouchie.
I-1-8
I know. Just thinking about it makes me... (Starts hissing)
(Interrupts.) No think. Still. You green tree. Me gray rock.
Good plan. Be very, very still. (Hisses softly)
(Without moving.) Me smell brains.
(Without moving.) I am so scared that I feel my insides sizzling.
He no see us.
I think he is going away. (Hissing stops)
Me want brains. Me no want shiny sword.
I-1-9
Well, you made a good gray rock. He didn't notice you.
He no see you, big green tree.
What's his problem anyway? Here we are, just minding our business and we have to worry about block man stabbing us with a big diamond sword.
Light. Sun light bad.
Oh, you are right. It is almost dawn. The sun is coming up.
Sun make burn. Sun ouchie.
Well, you better find some shade before the sun comes up.
You find enderman. You find mushroom beach.
Sure thing. That would be nice.
I-1-10
(Pointing) You find there.
Over there?
Me see mushroom land. Me see red cow. There.
Thanks a lot. I will head that way and I hope you find some brains.
Brains. Bye green tree.
See you later gray rock.